And what You are a user of MM(and other means of self-development)?

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On the web, creativity Rupasova Galina Bahtiyarovna is in great demand. In today's installment, I want to present a retelling of the fable in its execution. I must say, I'm not doing it just so, and as preparation for the workshops - with the help of these verses, we define who and what type will continue to work with the program. Only stupid no offense, it's all for Your benefit. Yes, and just curious.

Fables(spelling and punctuation authors)

Preface

In a remote Uzbek village
On the Amu Darya river
One day a wise elder
The children have collected.

And since old age is revered we have,
All listened to his story
He has a lot of fairy tales children know
And their grandchildren taught.

Today, he gathered them again.
On the fables of grandfather Krylov
Poured his story
All children in the admonition.

Because the old man was an Uzbek
And peacefully lived,
My reader, do not blame me,
He fables are confused.

Fable first.

One acquaintance of my monkey
Decided glasses to buy.
He was handsome, but not too much
Forgotten how to wear them.

As soon as the poor minds
It is a den not mozgovat,
But I understood with great difficulty,
What will he point?!

Anywhere wore them
And with reflection interpreted:
"Tell me dear Artak,
Well, what am I doing wrong?

I wanted to become as a lion, cool,
But was some not so.
Where would the glasses I wear
They seem to b inheritance...
On the tail wore four thing,
One for each ear
Put on the neck and the pelvis,
On skullcap once!

I decided that people are stupid.
Why should I buy a magnifying glass.
I did not wear glasses,
And beautiful has not yet become!"

Such wise thoughts he said,
And he began with the words: "Wai Wai,
Glasses-lobe,-station market,
Hot not to wear!

I'm hairy as a gorilla,
A business like the eagle!"
And all my sunglasses broke,
And turned around and left!

Morality understand and fools,
I feel sorry for the monkeys to tears -
Do not buy their own glasses
When you got sick multiple sclerosis!

Fable the second.
Goose, salmon, crayfish and Arba.

One three friends - Shura
On the banks of the Arba found.
What it was nobody knew
But each has its own it held.

"He just came out of the ditch -
dumb Balik -
And easily,
Arba I'll take there!

And you friends here do not stand,
And ponemnozhku paltalksite.
Though the cargo is not that great
And he won't sail the ditch".

Cancer, though he was from the village,
Full-time was also not a fool.
Even goes backwards
Everything in its own hole rows.

"Hey fish, you have to keep!
Arba mine, I forgot to say,
It's been four years,
Like here forgot my grandfather.

And I now take Arba,
Home how else will catch on!
Not to disappear, finally
Goodness that made my OTES!

"Hey yok! Told them a white goose
Fell from the sky this cargo!
And the one that your grandfather brought
Already at the bottom of the ditch is decayed.

And, by the way, I remember your grandfather
Went to the pub for dessert,
And there remained forever
So drive the bullock cart here.

Arba though not a plane
And I have not lost!"
Perhaps it would be Shura
Before the cold weather yelling could...

But then from somewhere came
Their full-time crafty friend - a Donkey.
"Salaam to you, goose, salmon, and cancer!"
And then Arba saw the donkey.

Debt he did not speak,
Arba put on, and rode,
And I, as a wise elder,
This will tell you maral:

In bolshii family, he who had,
The most delicious meat eaten!
And who the market was doing
One, and no slipper left!

Fable third.
The Fox and the grapes

There was a beautiful Fox.
She had yellow hair,
And white spot on tail
But growth has not been difficult.
One day the Fox was walking,
And nagm pebble kicked,
And so on would have usial,
But the vineyard saw.

Then the Fox wagged his tail.
He thought came about
What if the rear foot stand
It is possible to get the grapes.

And grapes hanging himself,
CCT CCT on the sun shines
Ripe, venait - the highest class!
Not grapes, and Adidas!
Around him, the Fox went
And grapes said:
"I'll get you and eat you!"
(Forgot there was no growth at all.)

Pulled, pulled with short stem.
Tired of obidelsia too.
Fell, and as the Jackal is.
Hurtful words says:

"You, grape - like green frogs,
It tastes like salty pilaf,
You poprobyj to bite -
Weight face will be to mow!"
So disgust the Fox spit,
Gone, but a hundred times organosa.
And went away, shaking hostm
And with his short stature.

The moral of the story to understand
Uh, as easy as breathing.
Though foxes of any bypasses,
But you can't escape yourself!

The fourth fable.
Cuckoo and horas

Pliska, which shouts "cuckoo",
Arrived in the evening to the cock.
Cock in our on - Horas.
Well, that was one time.

To Horezu sat under the fence,
And there grew onions and tomato.
And this Ewen tricky ptica
Decided a few of Borovitsa.

Well, Haras fence sitting
Cock a Doodle Doo all day and shouts,
Does not drink, psenica aren't biting
The whole village of aret, aret.

As a distraction
Cuckoo threw a compliment:
"You look like Philip!"
And he stares at the tomatoes.

Cock at the beginning was scared
And Ceres was nearly broken
CCT CCT with the fence fell,
Then the cuckoo bowed.

You're also the best of pevisa,
Always chukwuma ptica.
As Monserat-up sing
Soul calm does not give.

While he said this,
Cuckoo approached,
And as sales on the fence
So forgot about the tomato.

- Horaz, an you're the spitting image Meladze!
- And you, cuckoo, as Bregvadze!
- How Vitas you get your trills!
- And you, Tamara Gvertsiteli!

Chorus shouts: "Yes we are, vdoem,
as Alla Galkin sing!"
Only heard of the village
Doodle-do, cuckoo, cuckoo.

While they are fingered,
As the night came did not notice.
Pitisci not even tired.
They don't sleep and all slept.

Then anyone that guessed
To the fence quietly crept,
As a huge stone flung
And all at once the singer plugged.

Was it Matkarim aka -
Our Chairman of the village.
He's in music is not understood
But ostavalsya.

Wanted this night to sleep,
Not under music, jumping.
The moral is not difficult to show
Laws everyone should know!

After is hours
Do not submit votes!
Stereos turn it off
Go potty, Lois Bai Bai!

It is unfortunate that the pen is not reached the fable about the grasshopper and the ant, and maybe I'm just not caught, but the ant is the last type of user device is the most rare, almost unique, if you believe the statistics... Here, found about the ant from nameless Internet author, but in the same style:


Strakos and Murashu

Papaghni Strekoza Cali late wing prigal
Vodka giral Naga grigal, and it works ne hatel!
Murashu and the zavskladom Biel, he the lady in the bags of violence
Tea, apricots, quiche Mimi, jurima - gutalala for winter.

And Dragonflies over it smeal, vodka Grall naked baltal.
- Ti laugh why? Ghawar murashu him
Soon the sky vada flies guide Pat sitting tvaya?
Strekoza haha zapel, trullala and flew away.

Soon neb vada pasel, Strekoza to Murashu of preseli
Salamaleikum Aka! ti let me go pack
And at the Khan's court, I'm Chiba Gina.
- Celio summer interpretation prigal, Arak Gral, Naga grigal
Not zdravlja sa me, Kate, come out sing a song!

In etayo fables truth is - if you want virusno is
Latham rabatat Nada, and in WINTER Nagano baltaev!!!

Explain the types in comparison with users in mind-machines(and in General of any means of self-development, be it a parlor, bracelet of life, drives A. V. Patrushev, psyleron or some practice). Again, who will be offended - it's not me, I want more of those for whom the mind-machine - not just lying on the shelf device. So if there is to be offended, you should be offended in the first place itself.

Martys - bought I do not know why, simply because it is fashionable. What to do with it not know and, by and large, don't want to know. I personally know three))) I've left the device in the side... Sometimes it is enough just to read the instructions and make a few steps))) If you have the desire, the workshop will help adapt and "put on the glasses where it is necessary")))

Is the trio with Orbi - a lot of what you want the mind-machine, but I still can't decide where to start, but time is running out(trying a little bit of everything, nothing can't stop for long). Instead of developing the device is used only from time to time - a headache to shoot there or to fall asleep fast... for a Long time belonged to this category myself))) All running in the same bottle, shorter, and want something more. Also for such a workshop will serve in good stead.

The donkey grabbed and carried(something in common with the monkey, but the purpose of buying another for the future or achieved something specific, but the only, and calmed down). The device is still gathering dust on the shelf, although the category of promising, maybe someday will happen magically reborn in murasa.

Foxes - or did not have enough money to buy, or will power to work(the first enthusiasm passed, and then somehow was too lazy to continue), or maybe just too lazy to find out what it is, but really want to seem cool at least on the Internet, so now for the satisfaction of feelings of self-importance all need to impose a different opinion about the technology(MM, barefoot, BJ...) - they say, "it's all a Scam, obscurantism", "gathered the terrible", "worth a fortune", "who just fall for this crap"... Such, too, enough))) Incorrigible, and to prove to them something useless... but who knows miracles are possible, too)))

Ptic - there are also a lot among those having any means for self-development - everything is already gathering dust on the shelf, but on the forum we often and in detail to tell everyone about how much and quickly we reach... Here, too, everything is solved simply - the main thing is to know the direction, and the workshop is also a good option.

Murashu is the unique user of mind machines(a rare species worthy of the red book - these need to take into account the calligraphy on expensive paper and protected, providing a complex of actions for their reproduction and widespread distribution) - he is not showing off, not telling in posts about the virtues of his practice, he just deals with the machine - systematically and purposefully. From it you can sometimes hear the questions, but not rhetorical, but a very specific and on topic - how much and on what basis. So comrades, the workshop is in principle not necessary, so as not to distract on trifles.

And now the practical part))) Let us in this topic is to decide how many people we have in each category and what the workshop we will start on Friday(so I could work on the weekend, not to hang back in the routine of everyday life). While leading Grimstalker.<

[Мастер 108]

- I plum purple, ripe, garden!
- I —apricot, in the South growing up!
... and I passion fruit... don't even know what to say...

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Master 108, One name already says it all(although, it seems that it's better than feijoa, especially in the transcription where we have this name is commonly pronounced ).
Let's put aside for a while, self-importance and just look at this with humor)))
Just perceive it, as a comic way of introspection - still in the voting doesn't show who voted for what, but I find it easier to build classes and workshops(if anyone wishes to deign to participate in them )...
I'm against mind-machines according to this classification the donkey(and full ) - have in their own possession already 4 pieces, and use from time to time(mostly when there are new interesting session or relatives/friends), I don't even so interesting, some of it painfully react, we're all the appropriate people, or at least want them to appear.
In respect of grimstalker long was "martelkom" - I had probably one of the hundreds of the first underlying instrument(a month has passed since the start of sales before I bought it) - tried several times - actually the first night I couldn't sleep in the mask, then I flare I would Wake, even at a minimal level, couldn't catch a clue(although by that time I already had good experience in self-awareness of being in a dream), not spilled... well, then I floated and tried in General to the subject not to return(at least not the foxes, and that is good )... And not so long ago bought the SIS Pro version and realized that none of us is not immune from mistakes - under certain conditions, anyone can be lead to experience the OS for a couple of weeks(and I think from school I am suffering from a lot of practices, although I can't say that unhappy with the results, but I am sure that with this device from the beginning would have made much more and much faster). And after the first experience, when there is confidence that the OS is not the bikes, and they may have a place in your life, then you can grow and grow)))<