Humor
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This theme is humor?...if I'm not mistaken...right?...maybe you are one of those who humor unavailable...well, you never know...there zhezh...then it turns out you flood...I'm not the one who in the subject...the laughs...and you are looking for humor....)))) 
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You're a kid, a unique person on this forum. I understand that in the world around you, to show you can't. Wear a straitjacket. Roma asked you a simple question on the conformity of humor and your speeches. Offers an easy way out of the situation and entrance to your world. Create a new branch. Oslavi it specifically for people like you. For example.Лайси wrote:Brains are in the head. Out peering eyes. Not sick, but often dry.
The skull hides the brain from the evil eye. Good for bowls.
Language - a piece of meat; top words, bottom -drool.
K-13 wrote(a):
Although it usually has with the connected speech even worse...
Dead - silent warrior without a soul. For reliability - with bound feet.
a Bunch of out of box thinking!
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Смелый wrote:a Bunch of out of box thinking!
One lecture the Professor asked:
- If any of you are believers?
A few people stood up.
- We are on our chemistry lessons we study substances that you can see, touch and try. But with God this is impossible to do, therefore, It is not. You can sit down now.
The students sat, but one was left standing.
Is there something you wanted? asked the lecturer.
- Tell me, Professor, have you seen your brain? - asked the student.
- No.
- You ever touch?
"No," puzzled the Professor replied.
- And have You tried it yet?
- No.
- Can't you got it?
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MOSCOW. For the first time in many years of observations in the Russian capital there has been a significant increase in the number of experts involved in global policy, over the number of homeless animals living on the streets and city dumps.
Despite the fact that systematic trapping, shooting and sterilization could eliminate the attacks of stray dogs to passers-by, "an avalanche of slogans and spells of tele-charlatans continues to fall on the unsuspecting audience," - says the report of the Commission on the treatment.
While the reduction in food residues in trash containers reduced the food base of the animals and prevented the formation of wild flocks, "continuous funding from the government funding only contributes to the emergence of new centres of geopolitical research," the document says.
In conclusion, the report stresses that although in recent years almost stopped incessant barking of the mutts in the evening, "airing in Prime time sputter Eurasian analysts continues relentlessly," is the pessimistic conclusion the city Commission for cleaning.
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Despite the fact that systematic trapping, shooting and sterilization could eliminate the attacks of stray dogs to passers-by, "an avalanche of slogans and spells of tele-charlatans continues to fall on the unsuspecting audience," - says the report of the Commission on the treatment.
While the reduction in food residues in trash containers reduced the food base of the animals and prevented the formation of wild flocks, "continuous funding from the government funding only contributes to the emergence of new centres of geopolitical research," the document says.
In conclusion, the report stresses that although in recent years almost stopped incessant barking of the mutts in the evening, "airing in Prime time sputter Eurasian analysts continues relentlessly," is the pessimistic conclusion the city Commission for cleaning.
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The old Jew had filed for divorce. The judge asks him:
Moses Markovich! You are 80 years old, you are 55 years of marriage... what is it you want, right?
— As you know, sho makes that parasite when I go to sleep?
— Well, sho is she doing?
— She puts my teeth and eat garlic!
Moses Markovich! You are 80 years old, you are 55 years of marriage... what is it you want, right?
— As you know, sho makes that parasite when I go to sleep?
— Well, sho is she doing?
— She puts my teeth and eat garlic!
Help find this book
Who knows what book the guy ?
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"...In the 1960-ies the owner of one of the Milan company engaged in the glazing of the Windows, gave all the boys in the quarter for a new slingshot in honor of the anniversary of the company. The gift was accompanied by his card with the inscription: "With gratitude for the continued cooperation"..."
Think it is time the US and the EU to begin to strengthen their magical "weapons" such signs and continue to "give" and "give" and "give" your sweet "Slobodanka" cookies on all maidans of the world all nervous bortsuny personally-oboriste existence, with gratitude for "continued cooperation" in this infinite field of duraco me again, forget about political correctness - in this endless field of those who Etawa worthy...
Think it is time the US and the EU to begin to strengthen their magical "weapons" such signs and continue to "give" and "give" and "give" your sweet "Slobodanka" cookies on all maidans of the world all nervous bortsuny personally-oboriste existence, with gratitude for "continued cooperation" in this infinite field of duraco me again, forget about political correctness - in this endless field of those who Etawa worthy...
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http://oko-planet.su/politik/politiklis ... torom.html<Putin's Agents - they are everywhere... the Story of the life of the President
Russian President Vladimir Putin, despite the weekend, was very busy. During the recently held BRICS summit and the SCO in the capital of Bashkortostan there was a lot said, is made more and more signed. It was necessary to study the documents, endorse the government's proposals for further cooperation within the framework of these organizations. And all was going well until...
She squealed phone hacking. The Russian head of state, wincing, picked it up and grimaced, hearing her familiar voice:
- Vladimir, appease Your agents! - instead of a greeting I blurted out the German Chancellor Frau Merkel. - It's just unbearable, You crossed all limits...
Angel, calm down, please politely asked Putin. Let me get this straight — what agents and where should I stop? In The Donbass?
- No, in Mukachevo!
- And this, sorry, where?
- What do You pretend! In Transcarpathia, of course, at the border with Slovakia!
- And what sort of "my agents"? Don't you think it's a little too far from our borders?
- I'm not. - categorically said the Chancellor of Germany. You first created, and then bribed "Right sector", and now sent those goons to hold fire on the border with the EU. That You will not pass in vain, if You do not immediately stop these provocations, we will enter against Russia and the sanctions that You gasp...
- What exactly? - asked Putin.
- We... we.. that is I... I'm on the celebration of may 9 in Moscow will not come! and with these words, Merkel hung up.
The President of Russia for some time, puzzled staring at the phone, then shrugged and dove back into reading the paper. His employment was interrupted by another call.
- Vladimir, appease Your agents! this time the same requirement as the Chancellor of Germany, announced the President of France Francois Hollande.
In Mukachevo? just in case Putin said.
- And where else? Your agents in the SBU, machardie and MIA go to massacre and destroy the true patriots of Ukraine. Just warning you — if this happens, we will introduce such sanctions...
- I will be delighted, - courtesy finished a phrase Putin. - Can you specify which exactly?
- We... we.. that is I... I will never give You the Mistral - and with these words, Hollande threw up.
The President of Russia decided that today is clearly not suitable to continue to engage in the documents and was about to leave the office as the phone screamed again hysterically. Even without lifting the handset, Putin understood — called the US President Barack Obama.
- Vladimir, appease Your agents!
- Right sector and the interior Ministry, SBU and National guard?
- And here are all these organizations? Don't pretend! Poroshenko uymite, he let himself go, we can no longer tolerate his antics!
- Excuse me, this is Your agent!
- You're turned! - a voice, not leaving the slightest doubt, said the President of the United States. And if You don't immediately erase it, then we will introduce such sanctions...
- Already starting to gasp, - hardly constraining laughter, Putin said. - Barrack, and in Ukraine there is anyone who is not my agent?
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_The world is very often something similar to a football stadium. Those who know, can and want to play _play.......
.Those who do not know and cannot either teach or judge or comment, but most of them just .sick.......
Sincerely, MAG.no 〠
.Those who do not know and cannot either teach or judge or comment, but most of them just .sick.......
Sincerely, MAG.no 〠
