Caught as a man beautiful mermaid. And she went and tells him the velvet voice:
- Release me in the sea, will fulfill your three any desires.
The man looked at the beauty and says with a grin:
- Wish I have one, but you will perform it three times...
Sincerely, MAG.no
Jokes about wish fulfillment :)
*** As usual - hits the lock in a gelding. The friends gets out and starts breeding his grandfather. And the grandfather quiet was all, like:
- Lads, swear it, and let those better tea with a gingerbread drink!
- Old Cho you are persecuting, went to the apartment to make!!!
- Lads, well humor the old man, we'll have some tea with branecki!
The lads looked at each other, well, nothing to do, I went to the pub.
Grandfather pulls from his pocket an old brass lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears.
Grandfather: come on, dear, some tea for us, with gingerbread, with schechkami!
Jin:
The moment, master!
And on the table all at once they appeared. The lads sitting with their mouths open.
Tale:
- The grandfather, sell a lamp, and?!
Grandfather:
- No, lads, You!
Tale:
- Well the grandfather, sell a lamp, one million bucks give?!
Grandfather:
- No, lads, You!
Tale:
- Well the grandfather, sell a lamp, two million bucks give?!
Grandfather:
- Well, lads, here it is necessary to think!
Sold grandfather the lamp and left. The fellowship calls Gina and orders:
- In short, all of us 10 million bucks to start.
Jin:
Nope, the new owners, the bucks is brother able, and I'm only on tea with gingerbread!
Sincerely, MAG.no
- Lads, swear it, and let those better tea with a gingerbread drink!
- Old Cho you are persecuting, went to the apartment to make!!!
- Lads, well humor the old man, we'll have some tea with branecki!
The lads looked at each other, well, nothing to do, I went to the pub.
Grandfather pulls from his pocket an old brass lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears.
Grandfather: come on, dear, some tea for us, with gingerbread, with schechkami!
Jin:
The moment, master!
And on the table all at once they appeared. The lads sitting with their mouths open.
Tale:
- The grandfather, sell a lamp, and?!
Grandfather:
- No, lads, You!
Tale:
- Well the grandfather, sell a lamp, one million bucks give?!
Grandfather:
- No, lads, You!
Tale:
- Well the grandfather, sell a lamp, two million bucks give?!
Grandfather:
- Well, lads, here it is necessary to think!
Sold grandfather the lamp and left. The fellowship calls Gina and orders:
- In short, all of us 10 million bucks to start.
Jin:
Nope, the new owners, the bucks is brother able, and I'm only on tea with gingerbread!
Sincerely, MAG.no
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Man rides in the bus. Gloomy. And thinks:
"Around one redneck, head - nerd wife - a bitch, kids are idiots".
Behind him stands an angel with a notebook and pen. Records:
"Around - the redneck, head - nerd wife - a bitch, kids are idiots".
And, in turn, thinks:
"Like all that he had.... Why did he do it all the time?
But once ordered - it is necessary to perform...."
Sincerely, MAG.no
Man rides in the bus. Gloomy. And thinks: "Around one redneck, head - nerd wife - a bitch, kids are idiots".
Behind him stands an angel with a notebook and pen. Records:
"Around - the redneck, head - nerd wife - a bitch, kids are idiots".
And, in turn, thinks:
"Like all that he had.... Why did he do it all the time?
But once ordered - it is necessary to perform...."Sincerely, MAG.no
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Leaves a rich merchant abroad. And he, as usual, three daughters. He asks the eldest daughter:
- What to bring you, daughter?
-Bring me the priest dress overseas, shawls furs want Yes - you will have everything, daughter.
Average attempts:
- What will you have sweetie?
- Sir I want clear foreign, Turkish delight I will Bring my daughter, no question.
The third daughter asks:
- And you what to bring, youngest and beloved?
- Bring me the priest, monster overseas for lovemaking.
Angry merchant:
- Oh, my daughter, shame-what a shame!
Sighed the third daughter and says:
- Okay, let's go the long way. Bring me, sir, the Scarlet flower.
- What to bring you, daughter?
-Bring me the priest dress overseas, shawls furs want Yes - you will have everything, daughter.
Average attempts:
- What will you have sweetie?
- Sir I want clear foreign, Turkish delight I will Bring my daughter, no question.
The third daughter asks:
- And you what to bring, youngest and beloved?
- Bring me the priest, monster overseas for lovemaking.
Angry merchant:
- Oh, my daughter, shame-what a shame!
Sighed the third daughter and says:
-
Okay, let's go the long way. Bring me, sir, the Scarlet flower.
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SMS her: "WE NEED TO PREPARE DINNER... TIRED... FROM WORK GOING TO GO BUY A CHICKEN PLIZ... DINNER".
SMS he said in reply:
"GOOD"
... after some time her phone buzzes, a TEXT from him:
"KISS"
She's in shock - 8 years of marriage... the passion has passed... and here are the words...
He writes his response:
"HONEY, I REALLY LOVE YOU TOO AND GENTLY KISS "
He calls back:
"OLGA, damn ... the Chicken, ask the WHOLE to take?".
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School. The classroom work.
Teacher:
- a Basic rule of safety: fingers in the socket not to stick!
Student:
- So they do not intermeddle....
Teacher:
- And you get carnations, you idiot!
Sincerely, MAG.no
School. The classroom work.
Teacher:
- a Basic rule of safety: fingers in the socket not to stick!
Student:
- So they do not intermeddle....
Teacher:
- And you get carnations, you idiot!
Sincerely, MAG.no
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"To kiss, but only in two places"...
From the passion of the man the blood boiling! And a woman with a smile on his lips said that you yourself would be allowed to kiss, but only in two places.
Oh, man, Holy simplicity!
The woman moved closer and asked him to quickly call the place.
She said, "In Rome and Paris!"
From the passion of the man the blood boiling! And a woman with a smile on his lips said that you yourself would be allowed to kiss, but only in two places.
Oh, man, Holy simplicity!
The woman moved closer and asked him to quickly call the place.
She said, "In Rome and Paris!"
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Live two "new Russian" in the neighborhood and to each other, his toughness every day.
One of them wakes up in the morning, looking out the window, and a neighbor during the night a large tennis court built.
He ran to the neighbor
What? How? Why?
And the neighbor answered him:
- I have a gold fish.
- Give to rent?
Take, for neighbor do not mind.
The neighbor brings the fish home and said:
- I want to Wake up in the morning, and I have around bucks, bucks, bucks...
Wakes up, and it terms of faxes, faxes, faxes,... He fish in his arms and ran to the neighbor:
- I do not understand you have it deaf? Asked dollars, and received faxes.
- Yes, but do you think I asked for a BIG TENNIS?
One of them wakes up in the morning, looking out the window, and a neighbor during the night a large tennis court built.
He ran to the neighbor
What? How? Why?
And the neighbor answered him:
- I have a gold fish.
- Give to rent?
Take, for neighbor do not mind.
The neighbor brings the fish home and said:
- I want to Wake up in the morning, and I have around bucks, bucks, bucks...
Wakes up, and it terms of faxes, faxes, faxes,... He fish in his arms and ran to the neighbor:
- I do not understand you have it deaf? Asked dollars, and received faxes.
- Yes, but do you think I asked for a BIG TENNIS?
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Re: Jokes about wish fulfillment :)
Маг.нет wrote:.
A Jew caught a goldfish. Holding it in his hands, pleased.
Fish looks at him, and so resignedly asks:
the Jew?
- Yes!
You better kill me!
Sincerely, MAG.no
With respect
Tweety with pump
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- Davita-Kaa, Mr wizard, shirt try. That's good. In the shoulders just fits. Is very you You simply irresistible. Sleeves, say, longish? And we have them in-the-back tie up so neatly. That's fine and dandy....
Sincerely, MAG.no
- Davita-Kaa, Mr wizard, shirt try. That's good. In the shoulders just fits. Is very you You simply irresistible. Sleeves, say, longish? And we have them in-the-back tie up so neatly. That's fine and dandy....
Sincerely, MAG.no
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Words have magic powers! For example, in a crowded bus carelessly thrown word "....scabies"to free any place within a radius of 5 meters, your choice!
***
A man found a magic lamp, rubbed it from the lamp there was a gin.
- Make a wish! But quick!
I want I fell on wealth!
Gin sang. Man lying in the hospital, covered in plaster with many fractures and thinks:
- must be Careful with the wording!
***
-You are a piss artist, Mr. wizard! the Princess said, getting out of the bushes.
something wrong?
-You said that it will turn into a wild beast, and he fell asleep after the third time....
***
The woman came to a witch:
- I asked you to make my husband's horse.
- I did!
Yeah - undress, and he's laughing and can not stop!
***
We wandered into an area with strong magical index - explained the wizard. don't ask me how. Once, long ago, there emerged a really powerful magic field, and we can feel its effects.
- That's it, - confirmed the passing Bush.
***
In chemistry class our teacher mixed the blue liquid with the red and got green. We thought she was a witch, and burned it.
***
They say that in this forest there is a magical source! Should any, even very sick, to drink from there at least a SIP of all....
Just death!
***
Three days and three nights Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp. Until I saw it on the shabby side: Made in China.
***
Not enough to open the eyes of men, most still asks the road and waiting for a kick in the ass.
***
Sincerely, MAG.no<
Words have magic powers! For example, in a crowded bus carelessly thrown word "....scabies"to free any place within a radius of 5 meters, your choice!
***
A man found a magic lamp, rubbed it from the lamp there was a gin.
- Make a wish! But quick!
I want I fell on wealth!
Gin sang. Man lying in the hospital, covered in plaster with many fractures and thinks:
- must be Careful with the wording!
***
-You are a piss artist, Mr. wizard! the Princess said, getting out of the bushes.
something wrong?
-You said that it will turn into a wild beast, and he fell asleep after the third time....
***
The woman came to a witch:
- I asked you to make my husband's horse.
- I did!
Yeah - undress, and he's laughing and can not stop!
***
We wandered into an area with strong magical index - explained the wizard. don't ask me how. Once, long ago, there emerged a really powerful magic field, and we can feel its effects.
- That's it, - confirmed the passing Bush.
***
In chemistry class our teacher mixed the blue liquid with the red and got green. We thought she was a witch, and burned it.
***
They say that in this forest there is a magical source! Should any, even very sick, to drink from there at least a SIP of all....
Just death!
***
Three days and three nights Aladdin rubbed the magic lamp. Until I saw it on the shabby side: Made in China.
***
Not enough to open the eyes of men, most still asks the road and waiting for a kick in the ass.
***
Sincerely, MAG.no<
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ALL THE MEN I CONGRATULATE ON A HOLIDAY!!! 
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Caught down a goldfish. He says - "Let me go - will perform any three wishes."
He rips her fins"fly, Fly petal through the West to the East!"
He rips her fins"fly, Fly petal through the West to the East!"
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it's NOT ALWAYS SO
There was once a very rich man. He was firm, money, family and all that may want to person. But one day fate turned upside down. He began to quarrel with his wife, working in the firm were not going well, he started to lose money. 
Anyway, a man decided to commit suicide. He took a rope and went into the woods to hang himself. Came to the tree and tied the rope to one branch, to hang himself, but at the same time came a shepherd. "Why are you going to hang yourself?" Asked the shepherd. And the man told him everything was running smoothly and one day everything is turned on its head. After learning the whole story, the shepherd pulled the piece of paper from his pocket and wrote something /some text/ it. He gave the paper to the man and said to him: "Go home and read what I wrote on paper.". The man obeyed, went home and read the note "it's Not always so". From that day, everything was back. Work has progressed once more settled relationship with his wife, the firm began to earn money. One day the man suddenly remembered the shepherd. He went back into the woods and found him. He told him how all my life went again for good, and added: "You saved my life. I want to thank you and give you everything you want." The shepherd looked up, looked at him and said, "I guess you didn't read the paper soon ...".
There was once a very rich man. He was firm, money, family and all that may want to person.
But one day fate turned upside down. He began to quarrel with his wife, working in the firm were not going well, he started to lose money. Anyway, a man decided to commit suicide. He took a rope and went into the woods to hang himself. Came to the tree and tied the rope to one branch, to hang himself, but at the same time came a shepherd. "Why are you going to hang yourself?" Asked the shepherd. And the man told him everything was running smoothly and one day everything is turned on its head. After learning the whole story, the shepherd pulled the piece of paper from his pocket and wrote something /some text/ it. He gave the paper to the man and said to him: "Go home and read what I wrote on paper.". The man obeyed, went home and read the note "it's Not always so". From that day, everything was back. Work has progressed once more settled relationship with his wife, the firm began to earn money. One day the man suddenly remembered the shepherd. He went back into the woods and found him. He told him how all my life went again for good, and added: "You saved my life. I want to thank you and give you everything you want." The shepherd looked up, looked at him and said, "I guess you didn't read the paper soon ...". Re: Jokes about wish fulfillment :)
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I'd like to exchange 20 kg of my excess weight on a slim figure. Remove me please excess fat from the abdomen and thighs, as well as the sides!!
Yes please, smooth skin and strong nails.
"anything else I wish?"
Yes, please thick lustrous hair and velvety skin, please be kind!
"Thank you so much for tipping us start the procedures today, You want? Great. To 8.03.2012, You're a hottie!!"
THANK you very much for what You have!!! Pay you a lot of smiles, light eyes, great mood . "
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Re: Jokes about wish fulfillment :)
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Suppose, for example that the blue cube will be yellow ball.... a "working girl" - an honest woman....
and then all the "priestess of love", but "hard worker of the oldest profession," "night butterfly".... Il just - confused....
Dear women, happy holiday, March 8!
Success to your life!
Sincerely, MAG.no
Suppose, for example that the blue cube will be yellow ball.... a "working girl" - an honest woman....
and then all the "priestess of love", but "hard worker of the oldest profession," "night butterfly".... Il just - confused....
Dear women, happy holiday, March 8!
Success to your life!
Sincerely, MAG.no
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-I'm still not saying, but I repeat.....
*****
-goldfish! Please make him famous!!!
-Well, now he has a rare and incurable disease.....
*****
His eyes fondly looked at each other.....
*****
Sincerely, MAG.no
-I'm still not saying, but I repeat.....*****
-goldfish! Please make him famous!!!
-Well, now he has a rare and incurable disease.....
*****
His eyes fondly looked at each other.....*****
Sincerely, MAG.no