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Шалтай Балтай
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Re: Humor
Nagarjunasomeone who believes that things are real, as dumb as a cow. Anyone who thinks that they are unreal — dumber...
The remake from Humpty (blank verse)
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Those
who
asked
how the world is
stupid
as
cows
Those
who
they explains
dumber
:-)
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Re: Humor
Arrives to Earth an alien, to make the earthlings in "the Catalogue of intelligent civilizations" and asks
- Why did the abundance of land, water and light, many on Earth are starving?
- No money.
- Why do all your possibilities so many homeless?
- Not enough money.
- Why are you so foul their planet?
- No money to arrange otherwise.
- Why are so many patients who can be cured?
- Not enough money.
- What kind of resource is so scarce that you just nag? Can help you it with other planets to bring? And anyway, where do you extract it?
- (without looking up) do not need to Import, we print them ourselves.
And struck the alien earthlings from the list of intelligent beings....
http://inmyway.org/stalo-izves...
- Why did the abundance of land, water and light, many on Earth are starving?
- No money.
- Why do all your possibilities so many homeless?
- Not enough money.
- Why are you so foul their planet?
- No money to arrange otherwise.
- Why are so many patients who can be cured?
- Not enough money.
- What kind of resource is so scarce that you just nag? Can help you it with other planets to bring? And anyway, where do you extract it?
- (without looking up) do not need to Import, we print them ourselves.
And struck the alien earthlings from the list of intelligent beings....
http://inmyway.org/stalo-izves...
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Re: Humor
VK - Subtle humor.
Action
- The registry operator desires to listen.
- Desire: male. Death А1Д8К6.
- What a man wants your death?
- Reliable. "No matter what happens, that number was."
Is that all?
- All.
Fu, quite without imagination.... Okay, write it in the next life Siamese twin. The registry operator desires to listen?
The child wants. К18Р3Б46.
- What?
- Any...maybe...
- Paul? Age? Health? Appearance? What talents from past lives to leave?
Well...uh...no data...
- Then I have no complaints. Reception, apparently, masochistic desires.
- Need money for С4Ж9Ф1.
- The amount?
- 2 000 000 rubles.
- Why two?
- Just felt like it.
- Send one. So more arguments wanted. The reception, to his desires.Listen.
- Р2000Б14Х9. The kitten is white with black spots, paws like gloves and forehead heart, affectionate and to sleep together. Reason: want someone to play with.
- Done. Though they still smart. A registry is. Can be and desires. Listen.
- A good life for Ф30М6Ч1.
- What is "the good life"?
- Something big, bright light...
- Comes to mind only a nuclear explosion. Rejected. Boobies. Then he will grumble that wishes don't come true. Wish, too, that...should be able to.
Action
- The registry operator desires to listen.
- Desire: male. Death А1Д8К6.
- What a man wants your death?
- Reliable. "No matter what happens, that number was."
Is that all?
- All.
Fu, quite without imagination.... Okay, write it in the next life Siamese twin. The registry operator desires to listen?
The child wants. К18Р3Б46.
- What?
- Any...maybe...
- Paul? Age? Health? Appearance? What talents from past lives to leave?
Well...uh...no data...
- Then I have no complaints. Reception, apparently, masochistic desires.
- Need money for С4Ж9Ф1.
- The amount?
- 2 000 000 rubles.
- Why two?
- Just felt like it.
- Send one. So more arguments wanted. The reception, to his desires.Listen.
- Р2000Б14Х9. The kitten is white with black spots, paws like gloves and forehead heart, affectionate and to sleep together. Reason: want someone to play with.
- Done. Though they still smart. A registry is. Can be and desires. Listen.
- A good life for Ф30М6Ч1.
- What is "the good life"?
- Something big, bright light...
- Comes to mind only a nuclear explosion. Rejected. Boobies. Then he will grumble that wishes don't come true. Wish, too, that...should be able to.
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Re: Humor
Thanks, that's encouraging. Now everything came together.Шалтай Балтай wrote:
The remake from Humpty (blank verse)Code: Select all
Those who asked how the world is stupid as cows Those who they explains dumber :-)
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Re: Humor
"We are sorry to inform you that when conducting research involving heavy protons we have inadvertently led to the destruction of the five Universes nearly identical to our own," said CERN Director General Fabiola, Gianotti.
http://rwspace.ru/news/issledovateli-ts ... mente.html
And this is the topic of humor(ka), as the people's humor.
Marina :"So the dinosaurs went extinct"
Alex:"And I can sue for non-pecuniary damage for it ? How does my 5 parallel entities were massacred. I feel a spiritual emptiness and depression because of this.
Anonymous:"I Joined)) do class action lawsuit"
Svetlana:"...especially because my second and fourth entities the day before yesterday was supposed to be pay... ))
http://rwspace.ru/news/issledovateli-ts ... mente.html
And this is the topic of humor(ka), as the people's humor.
Marina :"So the dinosaurs went extinct"
Alex:"And I can sue for non-pecuniary damage for it ? How does my 5 parallel entities were massacred. I feel a spiritual emptiness and depression because of this.
Anonymous:"I Joined
)) do class action lawsuit" Svetlana:"...especially because my second and fourth entities the day before yesterday was supposed to be pay... ))
