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by Артур К. » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:05
Swine flu, or more correctly: the influenza A-H1N1 is a disease sexually transmitted by airborne droplets from pigs from person to person. The first symptoms of swine flu are headache, suddenly began grunting, vomiting, mutation, transformation into a pig-zombie — hence the name. Currently, the number of cases taken 25000 th het. British scientists are inclined to believe that this is the beginning of the Apocalypse.
Actually
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So it was the first time
Mushroom pork flu in the Buryat deputies
Actually this is not the first coming of the swine hysteria on the American continent.
In the name of the strain of the virus usually enters the place of primary occurrence, number and year of isolation and characterization of HN — for example, A/Moscow/10/99 (H3N2), A/New Caledonia/120/99 (H1N1) B/Hong Kong/330/2001. The "new" swine virus, which trumpeted to the world the American media, is a reassortant of one avian, two swine H5 and H3 and H1 and is characterized as H1N1. In fact, this virus is not new, known cases of human infection with swine flu in the past. It is, for example, about the outbreak of swine flu among recruits of the US army in 1976 (at least 14 cases, 1 death).
The epidemic had not then broken out, drug companies make a lot of money, but as a result of vaccination affected about 500 people (Guillain-Barre) and 25 people died. Thus, with a certain degree of googalee we can safely say that all the hype — once the machinations of the pharmaceutical corporations. Such things, Artemiy Tatalovich guarantees it.
In fact, in Canada there have been cases of reverse zoonosis: may 2, a resident of the province of Alberta came from Mexico, and had visited a pig farm. All pigs became infected. So Yakovleva, like all pidarasam, it is better to shut up and not talk about what she doesn't know. The who calls this infection not only as the swine flu virus A (H1N1), a more neutral formulation of the S-OIV that there is Swine-Origin Influenza A (H1N1) Viruses — viruses of influenza A (H1N1) stemming from swine.
No swine flu actually exists. This type of pig virus do not get sick. Physicians are faced only with a new type of influenza called the "California 04/2009". And it should be treated like any other kind of flu. So the so-called "swine flu" is not so much the real threat of a pandemic, as the injection of panic. From the normal flu each year in the world kills half a million people[1]. And death in this case is just a result of late presentation to the doctor or the result of incorrectly provided medical care, — said Yakovlev.[2]
Quick reference guide-defense
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The only cure for the flu
The main method of survival is described in the article a nest of paranoid, but here are a few details.
The symptoms of "swine flu":
Same as for any other flu:
sharply jumps to 39S, and higher temperature
and throat is red
— red eyes, hard to see in direct light, head hurts
— aching joints and muscles, sometimes upset the intestines
— the next day may appear dry cough
— on the third day the temperature drops to subfebrile (small 37)
— 7-10 day people transformed into bloodthirsty zombies recovers (if it's not complicated and it is not dead).
We're all gonna die?
No doubt. But you can try to die a little later the others, taking neuraminidase inhibitors 2nd (zanamivir = relenza) and 3 (oseltamivir = Tamiflu) generations. They inhibit the same N u viruses. Resistant strains will inevitably emerge, but until the drugs are a good help, especially if the designated contact people before the first symptoms or in the first hours of the disease. link
All advertised bullshit type of leader of the domestic sales of allocartilage, Arbidol, intranasal interferon cycloferon and the rest of the fuflomitsin — absolutely useless. Rimantadine, unfortunately, did not help.
During epidemics of influenza in no event it is impossible to bring the fever down with aspirin! First, it increases the risk of hemorrhagic complications, and second, possible potentially fatal reaction in children in the form of Reye's syndrome. Only bring down the temperature paracetamol (Pandalam, Tylenol) or ibuprofen, and drink milk, not to put the liver. If the temperature read off scale for 39 — it down is not necessary at all.
Comply with bed rest and drink more liquid (lemon, broth hips, honey and other popular means, there's no special role to play, just need H2O).
If the flu is flowing hard (shortness of breath, hemoptysis, convulsions, etc.), call an ambulance (03 or 112 from mobile, Ukraine 103). Russian ambulance in every town instructed where to carry the patient with suspicion on a pork flu. In Moscow, it is the 1st Hospital of Infectious diseases. Source here.
News from the field
Guest
Patients: the disease is spread by airborne droplets
End of July:
Russia has already confirmed 18 cases of infection with "swine flu". Worldwide registered more than 160 thousand cases of influenza A/H1N1, about 900 of whom died. The virus was registered in 160 countries.
The ninth of August, Interfax:
The total number of laboratory-confirmed cases of human diseases caused by virus a/H1N1 in the world is 206 987 including 1 673 cases with a fatal outcome.
The thirtieth of August, ZOG who:
The total number over 254 206. 2 of 837 — fatal.
Thirteenth senyatbrya, Interfax:
The number of patients with highly pathogenic avian influenza virus has reached, as of Sunday, about 275 thousand people, of which more than 3,5 thousand people died.
Fifteenth senyatbrya, Federal service:
The number of patients with highly pathogenic avian influenza virus A/H1N1 has reached 285 thousand 446 people. At the same time 3667 people have already died from this disease.
Twenty-first of September, academician Lvov:
The first death from swine flu in Russia, the 46-year-old woman. At the same time, Onishchenko says that the virus it identified was not, and she died from running inflammation of the lungs. [3]
The twenty-third of September:
In Murmashah closed the first school in Russia to quarantine the pig flu.
Who data, the beginning of October:
Ill 378 223, of them died 4525. Still 1,2 % better than conventional flu, so some progress in cutting out the ones as the humans is still there. Unfortunately, the damned humanists are trying to take measures to reduce development of the virus and, admittedly, sometimes a few brakes in the process they manage. Actually this is not due to an exponential increase in the number of cases. But anon knows justice will prevail.
Mid October:
In Murmansk closed over 30 schools closed all schools in the Severomorsk area. School grunts in full, children on the street fully.
October 30-31:
according to the Deputy Minister of health and social development Minister Veronika Skvortsova, pig flu sick for almost 2 thousand Russians, 400 people are still sick, five died and claims to medical assistance no longer have, the others happily recovered.
On the (in) Ukraine comes atomic, spherical fucked up in the form of a Declaration of the epidemic among the response and the introduction of quarantine in 9 regions (and it seems, not end).
In Belarus the outbreak of swine flu, the Internet is panic, and the authorities hide. According to the word of mouth has killed from 10 to 35 people. Infectious diseases hospital is filled up. It was found that the virus breaks lungs to hell. Thanks to the efforts of hamsters in pharmacies over oxolinic ointment, acetal (Belarusian kopipasta Arbidol), gauze bandages. Officially recognized as one death, and that "pre -" (kakbe you have to prove that the virus A(H1N1) was the cause of pneumonia and not recurrent disease). Slippery, numerous statements of the Ministry of health only provoke the SRSG and reinforce brick diarrhea in the population. But in the forums calmed down srachi around the Belarusian nuclear power plant.
In Murmansk have closed all schools, instead of grunt in bed, shkolota Studite throat at the stalls with cold beer. From goradze In the city was rumored to 1275 cases grakausko flu!
The ancestral home of the carrier, not behind of Murmansk, closed schools, University and other nurseries of knowledge for a period of three weeks. The Western hemisphere country shit bricks, basically nothing, because the main approaches to regional centers blocked. However, it is believed that it's not fucking "pig flu", as some form of pneumonic plague (say, a flight of black helicopters spray over cities and "black light" at the opening of shes hinting)[4]. In General, the authorities hide, and dressings are not.[5] the Scolopendra pleased with not only students, closing the fucking schools, but failed and students, ending the autumn conscription. Especially joyful is Dembele, who at the time of quarantine receive bonus continuation of military service. Also, the Tajik security services believe that the swine flu epidemic in(on) Ukraine mass caused by eating poor-quality fats. such cases.
In Minsk school holidays extended for a week to prevent the epidemic.
1 Nov
The beekeeper declared the epidemic a national security threat and appealed to the international community with the request to help Square in the fight against possible emerging pandemic, because he can not cope. But we all know that it is possible actually, all this promotion of panic among hamsters in order to fuck a sizable profit(Ministry of health heavily advertised the drug "Tamiflu", which helps from the pig flu, which is a shitload)[6]. However, it's worth still hoped for the best...
6 Nov'
The Ukrainian government announced that the possible postponement of the elections in may 2010, "if the government fails to take control of the epidemic of swine flu". As required.
Of also
In Ukraine there is a rumor that what is happening in the Western regions of fucked up — no not swine flu, but the real pneumonic plague (the presumed cause — in Ternopil forgot to take out the trash in six months). In favor of this version say symptoms observed in patients, as well as fucking contagiousness (contagious), very impressive, even for swine flu. The Ministry of health of Ukraine vehemently warns that these rumors are false, pizdezh and provocation (in the best Soviet traditions).
The argument against is simple — patients pneumonic plague die within two to three days, not weeks. On the fifth day they are been buried in a closed coffin.<
If I can dig up to show it.
... Funny. My friend told me... Teschya he lives somewhere in the Carpathian mountains... Village people as much as 150-200... Mother-in-law like a fool went to the store in the mask, and three days later, as worn - sick, so his father began to shove her back in the barn to the pigs and the cow, and then thought says, "the EP's you and pigs pesaresi!?!? - Sit in the hallway!!!" Was common colds... leading such a..... 
