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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Thu Dec 15, 2016 18:44

The humor is not "ha-ha-Ha"! :lol:
Humor - this is serious! 8)
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Re: Humor

Post by мимоходом » Thu Dec 15, 2016 20:42

Humor is not a "Gee-Gee-Gee"!
The main humor in the fact that this is not some exceptional case, and the most ordinary... Every day dozens of times to the look of each man unknowingly falls for such cases (and even on the website). But as the beholder does not know - remains in blissful ignorance about where he lives and "che finally". So ignorance is bliss ))

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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Thu Dec 15, 2016 21:27

мимоходом wrote: So ignorance is bliss ))
So let us thank those who are taking care of our happiness, leaves us in the dark! :wink:
Gee-Gee-Gee!!! :lol:

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Re: Humor

Post by Шалтай Балтай » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:14

ФилиНН wrote:
мимоходом wrote: So ignorance is bliss ))
So let us thank those who are taking care of our happiness, leaves us in the dark! :wink:
Gee-Gee-Gee!!! :lol:
Poofter :)
I agree, for the feel WESA need to be silly. Truly happy - puppies. This means that Mace a lot of monads with a low level of osoznanno, and as a result Mace shallow experience. I would venture to say superficial, misleading and even lying (bed - surface). So the CE experience. :)

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Re: Humor

Post by мимоходом » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:26

You are absolutely right ))) smart people would've done that for a while temporarily to be idiots (in Stanislaw LEM described this idea in one of the stories, they invented Panajachel intelligence, in the form of a helmet worn on the head that people happily drooled from the flying dust particles).

In General, the Chinese were right in their saying: "see nothing, hear nothing, say nothing".

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and they were right in Russian: "in one ear flew, for another took off from," and especially "my hut on the edge and burn all the fire, and after us the deluge" )))

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Re: Humor

Post by Шалтай Балтай » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:46

мимоходом wrote:smart people would've done that for a while temporarily to be idiots
Hmm... smile :)
It is doubtful whether such people can be called intelligent... :?
мимоходом wrote:they invented Panajachel intelligence, in the form of a helmet worn on the head that people happily drooled from the flying dust
LSD has no wheels? :)
although things my way and beer happy :-)

Yes, it's all silly, a sort of emotion/vibration (here sex), deep, and often go to feed the larva. it would seem... :?
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Post by Вячеслав. » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:58

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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Fri Dec 16, 2016 13:47

Шалтай Балтай wrote:LSD has no wheels? :)
although things my way and beer happy :-)
Yeah. Have problem to put stroga. 8)
What is the way to achieve happiness like?
Chemical options(psychotropics, alcohol)?
Electric(rat with electrodes in the brain and pedal switch) with options(spec-frequency e/m)
Or regular(but very short). This is when the goal is reached and began following.

So with the same drink, for example :) Neigh-neigh and suddenly you recognize :shock: A tip-the level falls...
And start little thoughts-possible-targets around to Vyritsa. And maybe as the thread the WHC back you can play? :( Or... the... Cho thread.. the same way... :lol:
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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Fri Dec 16, 2016 13:50

Шалтай Балтай wrote: Truly happy - puppies
Oh, Yes!
Sukhanov about the same.
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Re: Humor

Post by мимоходом » Fri Dec 16, 2016 13:54

... Or the most... anything.. in the same way...
Yes, Yes, something like: "what! so it was possible??? Here I goof, also I want a billion" ))) And, in principle if the conscience is cornered and a bag over his head to throw - it is possible something crank. Many people were able to come up with such a scheme, why not think of himself a fraud ))) Well, if the conscience in the bill do not take who need it, and the fact that there are all sorts of "Anubis" weigh, outweigh any conscience pen or not - it's a fairy tale )))

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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:01

мимоходом wrote:Here I goof, also I want a billion" )))
Yes...
"Man is a small, poor and sick... BUT GREEDY !!!"(C) the Speech the actor Smirnova(well, in "Operation y" was), as only he can, playing a priest in one of K\f :)

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Re: Humor

Post by Логия » Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:19

ФилиНН wrote:What is the way to achieve happiness like?
the anecdote is....
from memory something like this:
RRT is in a state of complete dissolution I ...
and suddenly a knock on the door:
-who's there?
-I
-I?????

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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Fri Dec 16, 2016 14:31

Yes, there was another anecdote about happiness yoga. (In our version: "if only there was no war" - is happiness)
Also randomly... Well, when hammering on stuff and occasionally misses.
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Post by Логия » Fri Dec 16, 2016 15:01

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Re: Humor

Post by Шалтай Балтай » Fri Dec 16, 2016 15:19

Oh! I almost forgot!
women can be happy. it rules 8)

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Re: Humor

Post by ФилиНН » Fri Dec 16, 2016 15:27

Шалтай Балтай wrote: I almost forgot!
Noticed pririsovat multipliers over songs Sukhanova? :)

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Post by Логия » Fri Dec 16, 2016 17:45

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Re: Humor

Post by мимоходом » Tue Dec 27, 2016 16:37

Both of them all their billions are actually distributed


Mark Zuckerberg, head of Facebook.
Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan became happy parents of a daughter, which they named Maximus (or just Max). This event is so inspired them that they had taken a rather unexpected decision, which 31-year-old head of Facebook said on his page on the social network. Mark and Priscilla decided to donate 99% of their Facebook stock, worth about $ 45 billion to charity.


Bill gates, the former head of Microsoft.
All multi-billion dollar fortune of the richest man in the world bill gates will be spent on a good cause. Fund Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation announced that all the accumulated by the gates Foundation money will be given to the charity for 50 years after their death. Only one bill gates, Forbes magazine this year estimated at more than $ 53 billion.
Soon the Fund, the Trustees of which is a couple gates, and is divided into two entities: the trust Fund and special Fund programs. The trust Fund would manage all resources, including annual contributions from another American billionaire Warren Buffett. Fund special programs will be responsible for the main activities and grants.
Founded in 2000, the world's largest charitable organization the bill and Melinda gates Foundation funds projects in education and health, allocates funds for the fight against AIDS and other diseases around the world.
Bill gates previously announced plans to move away from operational management at Microsoft Corp. by 2008 to devote himself to projects of the Foundation Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Since 2001, charity, gates has allocated about $ 5.5 billion.


Здесь еще несколько миллионеров и миллиардеров
Vladislav Tetyukhin, Sverdlovsk oligarch in 80 years did not buy a Villa in warm countries. He sold all his shares and the proceeds of 3.3 billion rubles, built a medical center in Nizhny Tagil. In the future, the billionaire plans to build a hotel, new homes for the staff of 350 apartments, dormitory for students, the transport unit and helipad.
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Chuck Feeney, the Creator of Duty Free.
In 1988, Forbes magazine placed Chuck Feeney to 31st place in its list of the rich, and it was kind of wrong – by the time the wealth Feeney has actually not belonged to him. Feeney anonymously donated their money to various institutions and organizations – often even the recipients did not know who was their benefactor, and it happened that they were taken even the word to disclose.
The brainchild of Chuck Feeney, the Foundation “The Atlantic Philanthropies” on whose behalf and make all the donations. According to some estimates, currently the total amount of donations the Foundation has made more than $6.2 billion
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Brian Burnie, a former business owner in the field of recruitment and construction
This millionaire all was going well until his house came the problem: my wife was diagnosed with cancer. This has had a decisive influence on the magnate, who did a lot of charity work. He gave a considerable part of his fortune to the creation of a column of medical vehicles. These machines traveled to small villages in the North of England and provide patients with high-tech medical care. Doctors ' salaries Brian Burnie paid out of pocket.
After years of struggle with the disease his wife has recovered. To celebrate, Brian Burnie sold most of the property and gave all to charity. He then moved to a small apartment above the premises of his charitable Foundation, to devote himself to the fight against cancer. He now lives on a small pension and goes to a used car lot.
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Olaf Ton, Norwegian billionaire
His entire fortune (about $6 billion) Olaf Ton has planned to spend on financing medical research. He decided that the money earned in the course of life, better be spent on useful work. "Anyway, I can't take them with me," he explains.
Olaf himself lives quite modestly. He is married, but he does not have children. Therefore, all his wealth, he decided to donate. "I have a Bicycle and skis, and I eat a little bit. So I think all will be well" — constantly repeats the former billionaire in numerous interviews.
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Tim cook, Apple CEO
His fortune is estimated at $800 million. Almost all earnings 54-year-old businessman plans to spend on charity after you pay the education of his 10-year-old nephew.
It is not distributed, for what purpose will be to allocate funds, even though he says he gradually began to donate money now. Cook said that he intends to develop a systematic approach to charity and not just signing checks
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Prince al-Waleed, a member of the Saudi Royal family
Not long ago, the Prince said that he will donate all his fortune to charity. First and foremost he wants to help organizations that are engaged in the struggle for women's rights, and sponsor the study of incurable diseases, help the victims of natural disasters and popularize a healthy lifestyle.
In his Twitter, the Prince said that he was given very much and he must share this gift with other people. My inspiration Prince calls bill gates, launched their own charity Fund Gates Foundation. The founder of Microsoft, in turn, supported the initiative of the member of the Royal family.


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Post by Патрик » Thu Jan 05, 2017 13:51

Well, I got the preachers of all sorts... one day I'm walking down the street, not bothering anyone, think about the eternal and suddenly exposed to an unexpected attack from the flank: taxis aunt, all inspired, eyes burning, in the hands of the booklet, on the cover the earth as the clawed paw like this. "Young man," says, - "And you know who rules the world?" Answering machine: "Well, I am." What color were her eyes! A few seconds of complete stupor, after which Auntie has slightly recovered and decided to ask: "And what, then, is life so bad?". "Well drink," I replied, and went on his way, leaving her to sink in. 8)

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