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It is only the "best" programmers among shamans, and the shamans among programmers is not able to explain why they wish to valyutku or meat kind...

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All the same, they go ski go........ https://vk.com/videos-5608669?z=video-5 ... 5608669_-2

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The villager decided to shift the stove. Hired man. Came the stove, got some bricks, clay — all under the conversation. The woman cried:
— Husband and divorce
Why? — asks the stove — drinking?
— No, replies the villager.
— Beats?
— No, replies the villager.
— What?
— SNORING, snoring, you bastard so the glass rattle. In Moscow drove, academics showed a bunch of money exhausted-all one SNORING.
— And sleeps like? — asks the setter.
On the back, as all the women were responsible.
— As a snoring, spread his legs-says the man.
The next day comes a stove to finish the job, and meets his set , the elegant hostess.
— For what, mistress?- ask the Builder-the work is not done.
— The dog with her, with the stove meets the woman helped your advice, no longer my man snoring, how to cut. Just tell me how you, a simple setter was able to figure out what academics did not think. The family saved my life, because I, the hell I care!
So academics -meets-Builder - and we easily argue on furnace: PUSH the LEGS, the EGGS will FALL. THE EGGS WILL FALL ASS CLOSE. NO THRUST, AND NO SNORING.

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http://gorbutovich.livejournal.com/148337.html Fields Of Prayer

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And another joke))))message to the agent ))) from men to women. Where did I get this ,it is not clear))

He------What a woman needs.. not difficult to notice...
What a woman needs.. give courage...
A little warmth.. and a little comfort...
And a drop of tenderness you give.. her...
She will live.. and no valuable gifts...
She will live.. and without flashy things...
A little TLC.. a little bit of attention...
And a drop of tenderness you give.. her...
Don't need a great love of theatre...
It is not necessary overseas to overthrow the kings...
Men... get a hot Date...
And a drop of tenderness you give.. her...
And her.. and to live without love alone...
And her.. and to live without love and warmth...
After all, a drop of tenderness.. just want to...
It's always been... and always will be.

It ------))))))))))))))yeah ))))))))))))))))
That's what you want ? Or we deserve this?))))))))))))

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Cultural - it is such a cultural...

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And education - she's so educated:

Magicky SS-Mann:
- Water boils at 90 deg.

Someone from the normal people:
- I studied at the University, water boils at 100 degrees.

Magicky SS-Mann:
-I repeat. that water boils at 90 degrees... Lumina... cast iron...

It takes a week. Magicky SS-Mann:
I learned all the syllables Google: water still boils at 100 gr. and 90 gr. is a straight angle...

It takes another week. Magicky SS-Mann:
- Boils at what temperature a right angle?... I forgot... so a right angle in the water does not boil...

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AND another joke))))message to the agent ))) from men to women. Where did I get this ,it is not clear))

It ------))))))))))))))yeah ))))))))))))))))
That's what you want ? Or we deserve this?))))))))))))

It tells you a hurt child is, they love measured in the amount of gifts, then as the life not yet realized. Not all grow out of it, because I can not find happiness... Men are no better: do not gives nothing, and appreciate nothing, and many have presented - all of you - the legally acquired property - payment made. That's the whole modern romance. We in the consumer society we live...

Well, since the topic is still humor, I copy here a pack of couplets about life and the universe in General)))

lead a sedentary life
prevents inane in the blood

don't put it in salads croutons,
they are scratching the face

since then, as have learned the Morse code,
I can't sleep in the rain

does Raven-atheist
does not explain how cheese

it is difficult either to fix
but there is a possibility Dolman

said awl cockroach
- lucky you, you're in my head...

where we do not, of course better.
but we re coming there

as a teaser Dnieper in the middle!
there's a lot of dead rare birds.

drink, Vanya, safely out of hoof.
you will not hurt

almost there, said Susanin,
coconut breaking on the go

that's the conclusion of death,
and we don't care about the noise in the coffin

all the lies that the morning is wiser.
blunt as in the evening yesterday

how strange that in your overalls
not in the ass sewn sleeves

what, Bob, was a squirrel!
why would I, Bob, quit drinking?

enemies burned native hut,
and have nowhere else to live enemies.

wanted to meet you with bread and salt,
Yes, the bread in the guns won't jam.

healthy lifestyle also
one day death will lead

the cry went out: "shoot the bastard!"
and all fall face down.

the Trojans neigh, the Greeks even when angry
Gypsies sleep#Dili horse.

tournament poher over.
the entire podium accustomed to our.

and in the morning half an hour for coffee
and hour to realize the reality.

I listened to your advice,
now say where to go.

to train astronauts
looking for a bed, the grass and the house


as for alcohol - the norm you know
but to drink so much I can't.

by vertigo
moved the bun.

of all the possible accents
is considered optimal in the forehead.

you are even not cute
and vodka over already.

Korean version of the book
Mumu Gerasim drowned.

only heard in the cellar somewhere
wandering grape wine.

to finally start,
horse to lie brought.

in the morning the Princess said:
Oh mirror, mirror, shut up!"

well, give something from the stress!
-rope, soap, a stool?

I'm leaving unassessed
that's just the beads gather.

now on our tower
for you the service "who called"

"where do I put this?"- sister asked
"in the head"- muttered the ball.

we want to harm those who are worse
and for those who better not up to us

well I asked you not to bother!
and the coffin close behind him.

I would, of course, the soul.
I go to the toilet.

work will make a hunchback.
then the graves get well...

From here we will face the Swedes.
To rural, they do not always.

rather let recess,
I know what to shut her up.

came Alzheimer's Parkinson's
for a long time and my hand was shaking

nisht is not eternal under the moon
got my doctor from afar

"I — shit," said Gennady,
and the bartender complied with the order

go to the bath, and thence
on a plane to Leningrad

I didn't mean to offend you
randomly just got lucky

You send twenty-brackets.
Oh, how I love your laugh.

since that time
I briefly explain the Mat

everyone who graduated from the school of life
hand marble diploma

don't listen to your inner voice
he is here on the outside have not been

ate slept and all of a sudden
perehotelos to kill

and the fridge nights
the food is tastier and more useful

that I felt sorry for you
I have regretted many times

who drank with a lyrical character
let he drags it home

must have decent tit
to be able to control myself

I'm a pacifist and wait quietly
when the enemy kills the other

momentary gusts
often, darn life

I vodka of the launching pad
and ice blue

what a composure
five years ageing cognac

give the TV to the poor
to make them even poorer

her husband returned from the Internet
and at home in the smiley roll

and here's tannin's Wake
sitting from crying puffy ball

how many good girls
makes me not love the wife

I b Minister of culture
unit No. will feel my

today is not my plate
why we got off on the wrong foot

circle three de grouchy Malevich
takes and sculpts the black cube

you are very constrained by Natalia
let me weaken the chain

yesterday seized the pirates
fifteen grams yo-Ho-Ho

Olga has a heart of stone
you better head shoot

Petrovich pacified pride
but Pardini failed

you little brat since you do not smell
in the dream, my pea

take away the beach Nude
almost ran haulers

— Salieri, friend, I'll die!
— Mind you, I said it!

I live here right now will bury
screaming us in the hole conductor

get a friend to listen to Kafka
after all, Kafka is a lie, so it hint<

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From the office window it seems that the aliens have arrived:

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Strange how some say our world is on the margins, and actually:

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Diary Of A Goblin
I look, fashion became their diaries to post from our brother. And the Elf read the post and watched the Water... Cesira, buddy, post it and my diary, huh? He can not, worthless I before the people to be scorched.". I think we need to honor the old man, so, actually, here:

May 21.
Forgot one tourist I have a tablet. Can now diary your writing. I have long wanted to start, and literacy that I'm not very trained, and there T9 save. Powering the Forester our — Kuzmich, yet he was not at home. And freestuff WI-FI it has. No, sitting on YAP with a bear, neigh. Bear likes about hos posts, goes now through the woods, yelling at everyone from the bushes. Got already. Especially Fox complains.

May 22.
The hare found the clearing of hemp. Now he thinks that he is the illegitimate son of a SCRAG. Walks in the woods, shows everyone his balls and says fuck you, no needle.

May 24.
Reread Pushkin. "...There are miracles, there Goblin wanders...". Well then the corporate said. I have 2 more days then he is virtuous.

May 25.
Kuzmich Internet cut off for nonpayment. Now it thumps and chases the hare through the woods. Hare become strange lately. All the time, eats and laughs.

May 27.
The beavers came, asked for duct tape. Not given.

May 28.
Celebrated day of the frontier guard. The boar knew did not come. Had to drink vodka without snacks. What to take with him? He's a tanker... Kuzmich celebrated with us. Why it was called me Sergei Stepanovich and wanted to kick the bear. Thought it was his mother-in-law. Like probably...

May 30.
Came the hare laughed and asked for a delicious cake.

June 1.
The summer began. Went to birches, hugged, cried, sang lube... Nostalgia.

June 2.
Worried for the hare. Wrote the lemur, ordered usagefile.

June 4.
Came the beavers. Asked punch. Sent them to hell.

June 5.
Went to the Kudykin mountain to water the tomatoes. Met cancer. Sitting, straining, trying to whistle. Addict galleries?!

June 6.
Came the beavers. Sent to hell. Gave them a punch.

June 7.
Was bored. Bullet mosquitoes in tourists.

June 9.
Hare invited to birthday. Said alcohol will not. Addict galleries?! Ah! Well, Yes...

June 11.
The bear and hare was laughing at the hedgehog. Kick he's funny))) and the hare is not so bad... Love them all...

June 12.
I learned that I have a huge family
A blade of grass and the woods, in the field every ear.
The river, the sky is blue... It's all mine, dear.
It is my homeland, all the love in the world I have!

To tears... the Maximum repost!
All with day of Russia!

June 14.
Came out, drank. Told me he did not believe in me. It's a shame, damn...

June 15.
Went to the middle of nowhere. Alive, infection of cloven-hoofed!

June 17.
Came the beavers. Asked the cutter on the lathe. What are they doing? Rompope forest Pliny!

June 19.
Bunny the bear took off for the summer den. Sitting there in the evening, neigh like horses.

June 21.
Kuzmich went with the cross in the woods and shouted that all the Khan. Again *avno...

June 23.
Came the beavers. Requested extension and a jigsaw. It's all strange...

June 25.
Kuzmich said a-a password wi-fi. You go to visit him I'll go talk to him.
Now.

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