Humor

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"...When I was a child, then as a child spoke as a child, I understood as a child I reasoned; but when I became a man, I put away childish things..."

PS and, of course, Yes...
Patriarchal mitogeneticheskie the mores of yesterday were formed...
To grow up = become the husband...
But if even so... and in fact sometimes not at all - the trying and trying... trying... eternal

[АндрейКо]

Granny on a bike

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Oh, and about the "light" dream - in this case, the women's version (men's too...)...

Or - better to say - a perfect day in the life of Western people...

http://habaristka.livejournal.com/53370.html

"...A perfect day in the life of enlightened women:
10.00 - Wake up from tender kisses and declarations of love;
10.10 - Breakfast in bed: coffee, fresh juice and croissant;
10.30 - shower gel sandalwood application;
11.40 - to stand on the scales and find that lost 2 kg;
11.45 to be in order to put on makeup and dress;
12.10 - walk on expensive shops with a thick wallet;
14.00 - lunch with best friends, the latest gossip, the man at the next table gave a bottle of Chianti;
14.30 - go to a beauty salon: pedicure, manicure, massage from a cute muscled masseur, who says that such a divine body he had not yet seen;
16.00 - light workout in the gym, the coach admire your figure;
16.50 - to see ex-fiancé, fat, drunk, and collecting bottles;
17.00 - go home and see the threshold of a basket of flowers from the unknown;
17.10 - view favorite TV shows and fashion shows;
19.00 - an invitation from a famous artist in a new exhibition, poumnichat there and buy painting;
21.00 - invites a favorite restaurant, a candlelit dinner, a diamond ring as a gift, a little dance;
23.00 - return home, with the Egyptian bath oils, a bed with satin linen;
24.00 - under his "honey, I'm your forever" go to sleep ..."

[Иван Славов]

[Ольга Лагуза]

Achim

Semantic load on the bag, right after MDX! Smile....

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The referendum in South Ossetia will be held in 2017, the statement was signed by the President of the Republic Leonid Tibilov and the speaker of the Parliament Anatoly Bibilov.

RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/world/20160610/1445419495 ... z4BAb9PExU

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George Carlin in Russian

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— To improve digestion I drink beer, in the absence of appetite I drink white wine, at low pressure — red for high — cognac, angina vodka.
— And the water?
— This disease y I have not had.

The Nobel prize-winning biologist Rita Levi-Montalcini died on the 104th year of life.

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"...The years of deep meditation, concentration and complete calm the mind and you think,
that the goal is reached and nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
But... once you see a beautiful big... err... eyes where all those years of meditation???..."

[Иван Славов]

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Jacques Freso - well done, respect!
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Freso well done and the video is good and tells it impartially. Just got a little confusion in the understanding of the word "psychic" - it literally translates as an extended sense. To it for example applies intuition (its presence in the real world especially in women - that's just no way you can't force her to jump the rope and go order). Also include a variety of synesthesia - shift perception that medicine has dozens of different species, the phenomenon is very frequent, 4 people out of 100. Also to an extended perception concerns the various auditory and visual hallucinations, less tactile, olfactory, and very rarely taste. And it's all extra-sense, enhanced sense, extended sense.

Intuition tends to manifest itself in any possible way according to the current development of a person - someone closer to hearing someone's vision, someone's touch, someone's dreams. Depending on the success of "connect" intuition (subconscious) to one of the senses - it is manifested directly through the organ. While intuition can be completely chaotic, uncontrollable, where the person is just mentally ill and hallucinates randomly. And can be in harmony with the mind, to be friends with him (but not subordinated) - in this case, intuition has a manifestation in the real world. Some people are so well develop it, most often through sight - what can pollucite and about man really what's going on with him.

Telekinesis, teleportation, levitation - it's all very uncertain, but it is not psychic, and extragenetic then too. Reliable cases I have not met too. But it is the expansion of perception - dozens of times, with varying degrees of adequacy (the more a man beats his chest - the lower the value, is the main symptom. Most of all adequate meek, quiet and humble - pure angels).

Furthermore, from the point of view of evolution - the appearance of the eye creatures was also a psychic, an extension of perception. Someone was, someone not. Who knows what evolution works now.<

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who can argue
it is possible and more tangible arguments to find is one Jiang Kanjana for example what is his kurokami

the unit of current is very healthy:

but fun

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Divorce - to end on a positive...

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A young, pretty girl comes into the Church, approaches the priest. At the same time, her no makeup, no jewelry, nothing, not even clothes conservative strict. Downcast head asks: "Father, how do you understand the concept protease Theophanes on the socio-Patriarchal unity of the human soul with God, based on religious beliefs, made for the Russian Orthodox diocese in Paris"? Father: "MARRY a FOOL! URGENT MARRIED!!!"

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(thoughtfully...) but probably need to try more?... what a controversial topic...

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Yes uggggg))))
If you still like to see...it's not competition
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/
And this is how much tradoff names to give different structural.......Yes, even in classical verse))))
Probably better to be a Fool))) to think about what you just said , apocope or taftalogiyu)))

Phonetic and structural phenomena in ancient verse

Phonetic Apocope • Apheresis • Diastole • Diureza In Sinuses In Sinarta • Syncope • Systolic • ACTiSYS • Elision • Epenesa

Structural Analisa • Anastrophe • The Incarnation • Tmesa
Figures of speech
Figure
Adynaton • Allusion • Amplification • Anadiplosis in Anakoluth • Anaphora • Antithesis • Anticato • Apocope • Apostrophe • Attraction • Because • Giperbaton • Homeoteleuton • Gradation (Climax, Anticlimax) • Distinctia • the ZEUGMA in Sokolon • Nominative themes • Inversion • Correction • Mesaria in Mnogopartiinosti (Polyptoton) • Mnogonogie • Oxymoron • Parallelism • Parenthese • Paronomasia • Parceling • Paraphrase • Pleonasm • Prolepsis • Retardation • Rhetorical question • Rhetorical exclamation • Rhetorical appeal • Symploca in Solecism • Tautology • Precise repeat • Default • Chiasm • Esterhazy • Ellipse • Emphasis • Epiphora

Trails
Allegory In Antiphrasis In Asteism • Antonomasia • Hyperbole • Hypophora In Dysphemism • Irony • Pun Intended • Catachresis • Litotes • Meiosis • Metaphor • Metonymy • Personification • Paphos • Paraphrase • Sarcasm • Synecdoche • Comparison • Euphemism • The Epithet

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Oh, Lily, You're so smart... You just showed a second reason why a Pro try-less talk with Amateurs...

viewtopic.php?p=159060#p159060

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From the Moon[/ b] it's just there))))for me, these APO....and tutelage)))) impossible knowledge))) Just read the poems of Cantemir, like very, and there ran into paasselka and hung)))). How many were taught in school language and there are all sorts of definitions , but such a list definitions.....)))) Dizzy went. About big fish )))) it's not about me Post from Internet ingenuity of others -not their own wisdom))

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Big fish is about all...

Anyone shallow to the ocean, however much he puffed up or swollen from my own personal chatty pseudo-"greatness"...

Put any "great" on the ocean - and leave him there one, all alone, forever before the relentless, eternal, the true greatness of the ocean...

Where go then his alleged such a personal "greatness"?...
Nah, he's screaming run look for mom, that is - other people, among them again begin to swell like a toad in mating season...

So even Robinson came up with Friday...

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To the question of personal use of "magic" terminology...

"...On the bus next to a glamorous girl with tattoos almost everywhere, is a Grammy and was surprised, looks at the tattoo on the neck of the maiden.

Young lady: "What, grandma, in your time of tattoos is not it? Cho looking at?"

Grandma: "Daughter, in my time it was. I spent 30 years in Asia.
Then he taught Chinese at the University.
I just can't understand why you on the neck says "re-freeze"?"..."

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The job of the programmer and the work of the shaman have a lot in common: for example, both pronounce strange words, making strange actions and can't explain how it all works.